JOKES

  

A professor was travelling by boat. On the way, he asked the sailor " Do you know Ecology?, Zoology?, Embrayology?, Epidemology?????" ...NO said the sailor....... " What the hell do you know? You will die of illiteracy". One hour later, the boat started sinking. The sailor looked at the professor and said..... " Prof. do you know Swimmiology and Escapeology from Sharkology???.... NO said the Professor. The sailor replied "Well, that means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and you will Dieology with your Knowledgeology because of your Mouthology................ Hahahahaha.


  A Nigerian girl got hit by a car and was immediately rushed to the hospital. After a while, she picked up her BB and updated her status - "DYING TIMES".
   An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.The barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western
wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.
The British guy made his order; “Johnny Walker, single”.
The American guy said “Jack Daniels, single”.
The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied “Ngozi Okafor, married"